breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

via  breakinq  (originally  fonesecks)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 3:41pm 1,187,635 notes

joesugg:

NEW VIDEO OF ME PRANKING MY ROOMMATE CASPAR LEE ALL WEEK :D 

enjoy 

via  pizza  (originally  joesugg)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:46pm 4,958 notes
via  africandad  (originally  decrepitar)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:38pm 164,540 notes
timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

via  tipslip  (originally  joshr-ss)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:19pm 332,591 notes

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

via  gnarly  (originally  thesassycat)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:19pm 873,035 notes

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

via  distraction  (originally  bingeeaterghoul)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:18pm 760,110 notes
via  kaliforhnia  (originally  milkybubbletea)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:18pm 335,113 notes

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

via  orgasm  (originally  unfollovving)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:18pm 304,377 notes
amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

via  amazed  (originally  sexual-passion)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:14pm 164,022 notes
via  dulect  (originally  tragicselfie)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:13pm 304,170 notes
camsfarts:

College students
via  laughing-llama  (originally  adventure-time-gif)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:11pm 19,551 notes

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

via  dulect  (originally  famousest)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 12:11pm 196,763 notes
via  the-happy-few  (originally  shoujo-addict)
2 days ago on 28 July 2014 ~ 11:40pm 73,590 notes
herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

via  the-happy-few  (originally  kallesdemos)
2 days ago on 28 July 2014 ~ 11:32pm 503,206 notes

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

via  lubricates  (originally  weekendwolvess)
2 days ago on 28 July 2014 ~ 11:31pm 751,918 notes